Television South Park (Seasons 13-16)

Watched 20130121-present (Netflix, Instant)
South Park (Seasons 9-12)

S13E02
Relevant Links:
My Television South Park (Seasons 1-4) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 5-8) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 9-12) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 13-16) post.
South Park (Wikipedia.org)

SEASON 13 (2009)
[20130313]
I saw most, if not all, Season 13 episodes during the time of their release. As of 20130313, I don't recognize the episode description for S13E07, S13E10, and S13E13. They are among the first South Park episodes I've seen. Correction: I have seen S13E07 and S13E10.

S13E01
20130313:
"Isn't that called a wedding ring?"
Ha. Hot foam.
"Well, now we know." "And knowing is half the battle."

S13E02
20130313:
As mentioned above, the Season 13 episodes are among the first South Park episodes I've seen. I don't think I was ready for how annoying Cartman was.
Cartman as Coon spoofs a bad Batman.
I forgot about Mysterion. "I assume you're Cartman, 'cause you're fat."
Hahaha. "How are you so sure Mysterion's a boy?" "::gasp:: #$@%ing bitch."
Oh what an ass move. Cartman pushes General Disarray by surprise.

S13E03
S13E03
20130313:
Ha. Ha. What. "And... it's gone."
HA. "And... it's gone."
References an old episode: "They took our jobs."
Margaritaville.
Ha. "Finger-pointing gets us nowhere! Steve!"

S13E04
20130313:
Queef

S13E05
20130313:
Fishsticks.
Kanye West.

S13E06
20130313:
Hahahahaha. The car just goes zooming.

S13E07
20130313:
This episode was okay.

S13E04
S13E08
20130313:
HAHAHAHA. The pissing and pooping their pants is just too funny.

S13E09
20130313:
"Freeze! I'm a cop!"

S13E10
20130313:
Wrestling.

S13E11
20130313:
"#$%@ you, whales!" "#$@% you, dolphins!"
I like the punchline of this episode.

S13E12
20130313:
Haha. The reporter eggs the biker on by calling him a fag.

S13E09
S13E13
20130313:
"Dancing with Smurfs."
Wendy is so cunning.
"Going Rogue on the Smurfs."
Ha! Avatar.
Ah, and there's the punchline. "'Dancing with Smurfs' was my idea!"

S13E14
20130313:
Ha. Cartman thinks the term "minorities" refers to all people who aren't white.
Ha. What a surprise... the monkeys got angry when they peed on them.

SEASON 14
S14E01
20130313:
Ha. The infected alien.

S14E02
20130313:
Ha. Butters wanted to kill John Lennon. But his dad tells him Lennon is already dead.
Ha. Butters goes ahead and says "I wrote that."
I've most certainly seen this episode. The vomiting is unforgettable.

S14E04
S14E03
20130314:
Randy's balls.

S14E04
20130314:
Ha. The poison that is Facebook.
Yahtzee!
I've also seen this episode already.

S14E05
20130314:
That shark.
The kid that doesn't like Jimmy is the one that sold Jimmy drugs during the Special Olympics.

S14E06
20130316:
Oh Cartman.
Ha! In order to achieve his goal of being stupid, Cartman goes and watches Two and a Half Men.
Gross. Cartman eats the Vagisil.
Ridiculous. Those cars are most definitely have manual transmission. Just pressing the gas pedal wouldn't have worked.
Meh.

S14E08
S14E07
20130316:
Ha. I like this episode, mocking people from Jersey, more than the previous episode, mocking people NASCAR.

S14E08
20130316:
I watched this episode with my friends last Winter Break. It's a really good episode.
The episode is a spoof on Inception (2010)
Haha. I like the wordplay: "herding," "hoarding," and "hurting."
Haha. "You explain, I'll provide the background."
"I'm a butterfly!"
"I'm gonna go after butterfly poon."
Ha. "How do you know... that wasn't your therapy?"

S14E09
20130316:
Oh man. Cartman is such an asshole. He just beats up Mosquito and Mint-Berry Crunch.
Hahaha. I didn't understand the killer whale immediately. But I realized it was from a previous episode.
As Cartman jumps down, "Asshooooles!"

S14E10
20130316:
HAHAHAHA. "Mysterion, if Cartman's gone why are we still calling ourselves 'Coon and Friends'?" "Because it pisses Cartman off beyond belief and I find that [laughs] extremely funny."
Cartman sitting on Cthulhu parodies My Neighbor Totoro (1988).


S14E11
20130316:
Coon says theres a double rainbow outside.
Ha. "We should have never gone to that stupid cult meeting."

S14E12
20130316:
Ha. Randy gets more turned on the cooking shows than the shake weight commercial.
Hahaha. "Here's some cab fare."
Randy uses Chef's line: "Hello there children."
"Just a quickie, you can do it." "I don't like working out in public."
20130317:
I resumed the episode at the 16 minute mark.
Hahahaha. Sharon puts Randy into sleep mode.
That's a good episode.

SEASON 15
S15E01
20130317:
Oh man, I remember four square (see four square (Wikipedia.org)).
Poor Kyle never knows how things work. In the other episode there was peeing in the pool and washing hands after going to the restroom. And here, everybody reads the terms of agreement except him.
HAHAHAHAHA. The punchline when she's driving Cartman home.
Oh man. Cartman is such an asshole.
HA! He gets his just deserts.

S15E02
20130317:
Hahahahaha. How is that knock knock joke so funny?
Hahaha. "Awkwardddd."
Setup + Punchline + Awkward
Ha. The ending.

S15E03
20130317:
This episode was okay.

S15E04
20130318:
I like the confusion with the growth chart.
"Yeah, I'm hung like a horse." - Butters
HAHAHA. "13.7 inches?"
"The numbers WE put up were height differentials!"
"Because you have an anger problem Eric." "Fuck you! No I don't."
Oh my gosh. Don't ever mess with Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big boned."
Hahaha. Randy uses hand/arm gestures to illustrate the penis going into the vagina.
ANGER = (L*W)/(M^2-angle)+YAW
Hahaha. The average is arbitrarily lowered. They should do the same with obesity.

S15E05
20130318:
Butters singing karaoke to The Black Eyed Peas's Boom Boom Pow.
Crack baby basketball.
Hah. Slash is like Santa Claus. References Miracle on 34th Street (1947).
The episode even parodies the song "Sinterklaas Kapoentje." "Vunter Slaush" is the equivalent of "Sinterklaas."
Ha. It even ends like Miracle on 34th Street (1947).

S15E06
20130318:
Poor Butters: His parents are so dumb.
Haha. "Treaty."
Ha! What a turn of events. The doctor actually has multiple personality disorders.
HAHA! "Kind of like Pearl Harbor, huh? Kind of sneaky."
Porn Star Butters!
"Noooo! This is racial stereotype!"

S15E07
20130318:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It literally sounds like crap.
Ah. What a twist on things.
HAHAHAHA. Kevin James new movie looks like shit to Stan.
They're playing L.A. Noire. I need to play that game. Actually I'm gonna play it right now.
Ha. Steamy Ray Vaughn and Steamy Nicks.
Nice, Fleetwood Mac's Landslide.

S15E08
20130318:
This episode continues the previous episode.
Ha. Stan takes a shower with his beanie on.
Parodies The Matrix (1999).
Cartman Burgers.

S15E09
20130320:
I love how Butters raises his arms at the end and the boys look at him all weird. Butters is awesome.

S15E10
20130320:
Cartman misinterprets the adults request.
"Especially when its about your boyfriend's addiction to crack."
Oh the puns don't stop! "It's a rat."
"The birds are tweeting..."
"We're gonna have to throw Eric Cartman under the bus." But not meant as a figure of speech.
Hahahahahahahaha. They threw Cartman under the bus!?!

S15E11
20130320:
Being vegan is made analogous to being religious. Give the child a choice. "He's been vegan since he was born."
"West Side Story, bro!" "Sweeney Todd, bro!" (Come at me bro)

S15E12
20130321:
I was about to ask, why would they come to the funeral.
The restroom is occupied.
It must have been a big movement.
Class warfare.

S15E13
20130321:
Haha. The man dies because he's not Indian.
Ha. "He seems almost like a Puritan lady, whose period has stopped."
Natalie Portman. Ha. "We need you to open your wormhole." "Mmm... no." "Mmm... no." "Mmm... no."

S15E14
20130321:
Eric is the second poorest kid. I guess perhaps because his mom doesn't work.
Oh wow, she works two jobs.
"Don't try, Karen. Do." (Star Wars reference)
Ha. Very ending punchline.

S16E01
20130321:
Butters goes poop backwards.
Hahaha. "My grandma's from Virginia."
What? Ridiculous.
Open casket funeral. Double ridiculous.
Ha. TSA: Toilet Safety Administration.
Hahaha. A sue-ance.
A seatbeat wouldn't actually keep someone from falling in, because it would have to be buckled after seating down.
Mocks the real TSA.
Butters was right! Ha.

S16E02
20130321:
Ha. Cartman's
Hahahahaha. There's got to be another CA$H FOR GOLD place around here. There's one right next door.
Ha. Faux sapphire earrings.
Ha. Butters is pretty good at sign flipping.
Hahahahahaha. "Do it."
Haha. She's using Cartman's lines, so Cartman sees right through her act.
Oh wow, I love watching the gold sequence and the acapella that accompanies it.

S16E03
20130322:
Planking. Owling. Tebowing. Faith Hilling.
Haha. Tebowing gets people hit by trains.
Hahaha. Tailor Swifting.
Hahaha. "They call it reporting. Oh no! Oh Long Johnson. Oh Long Johnson."

S16E04
20130322:
Huh. What a nice episode.

S16E05
20130322:
Oh man, his bully is his grandma!
Ha, the Anti-Bully guy is such a bully.

S16E06
20130322:
Pretty good episode. Pokes fun at outdoor activities.
"Long story, short..." is like saying "I have a quick question..." or saying "No offense, but..."

S16E07
20130322:
Eric sings "I Swear"
Eric's such an asshole.
Haha. His cupid self screwed him over.

S16E08
20130322:
Ha. Randy doesn't recognize semen as semen from the look, but from the taste.
"What's sarcasm and what's cum?"
I watched the first two-thirds or so of this episode with my friends last winter break. Unfortunately, the sound for the last part wasn't working. We tried refreshing the page multiple times, listening to the commercials again and again, but we had no luck.

S16E09
20130322:
Honey Boo Boo.
James Cameron raises the bar.

S16E10
20130323:
Sex with the UPS man. Ha.
Hahaha. "Best you let him go on fucking your wives."
Ha. Cartman testing out the time efficiency of the alarm system by hiring a guy to rape his mom.
Clever: "In-Security."
20120324:
Finished the episode.
"It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. You should have respected my authoritah." - Cartman in a Bane voice.

S16E11
20130324:
Butters tells his friends off. "Double wow."
Butters is from Hawaii.
"Tap into your anger." "My anger, my anger... stupid Ben Affleck!"

S16E12
20130324:
Hahahaha. "It's the Avengers. Oh and Honey Boo Boo. Look honey, it's a green Honey Boo Boo."
20130325:
Finished the last third of the episode.

S16E13
20130326:
Ha. Nike commercial.
Ha. Scause done in the style of Dr. Seuss (both rhyme and art)
So I was waiting for what the man was going to rhyme with truck. Cartman gives the rhyme. Hahaha.

Relevant Links:
My Television South Park (Seasons 1-4) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 5-8) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 9-12) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 13-16) post.
South Park (Wikipedia.org)

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