Television South Park (Seasons 5-8)

Watched 20130121-present (Netflix, Instant)
South Park (Seasons 5-8)

S05E04
Relevant Links:
My Television South Park (Seasons 1-4) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 5-8) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 9-12) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 13-16) post.
South Park (Wikipedia.org)

SEASON 5
S05E01
20130212:
Ha. Jimbo didn't get beeped.

S05E02
20130212:
"Big silly goose." Haha. "Stan you call your friend an asshole this instant!"
Impersonation. "Potpie." "Mmkay." "Mr. Hat." "Goddammit." "Timmy!"
Ha. "Which we will show you now." WTF.

S05E04
20130212:
Hahaha. Cartman is so stupid.
Hahahaha. A bunch of peepers.
OMG, Cartman is crazy.

S05E07
S05E05
20130212:
References Star Wars: "You don't need to see Terrence and Phillip."
References "Who's on First."
Haha. "You just make a huge withdrawal at the bank of lies."
References last episode.
Poor Kenny.
"You bastards!"

S05E06
20130212:
Fast-pass.
Lines lines lines lines!
Hemorrhoid.
The theme park is a parody of Disneyland. Though most things in South Park are parodies. For example, HBC instead of NBC and in this episode Gracy's instead of Macy's.
Hahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. "See Job still praises me." The story sounds silly the way it's presented.
"What!?! Kenny? He dies all the time!"
Hehe. Stupid Cartman.

S05E07
20130212:
Hahaha. Gross. Beating the dog off.
"But it's super cool!"
HAHAHAhaha. "Beating off the dog is not appropriate when we have company."
Hahaha. "What the hell did I do with that damn thing?"
Haha. Children's condoms.
Hahahaha. A reservoir so you can pee in it.
HAHA. "It flies around and its in danger."
Hahaha. He applies it with his mouth.
Hahaha. Afterbirth to push out of her.
Hahahahaha. Camera pans over to Mr. Garrison.
Haha. Seventeen.
Credits roll with Mr. Garrison listing more positions.

S05E09
S05E08
20130212:
Whoa. They played all through the weekend.
Towel commercial.
"Want to get high?"
References Popeye: getting high is like Popeye's spinach.
Ha. Break angrily Kenny!
Haha. "We don't care." "Dude, we don't care."
Haha. Hahaha. The melody to Funkytown.
Kenny dies. "Oh my God, our Gamesphere!"
Ha. "You're the worst character ever Towelie." "I know."

S05E09
20130212:
Haha. "Towelie ban?"
Cartman versus Osama bin Laden parodies Bugs Bunny versus Elmer Fudd. Or perhaps other Warner Bros. cartoons.
Both Kenny's die.
Hahaha. "Maybe one day we can learn to hate you too." "I'm confused."
Ha. "Go America. Go Broncos."

S05E10
20130212:
Huh, I guess I had no comments on this episode.
It wasn't as funny as some of the other episodes. But that's alright.

S05E11
20130213:
Haha. The airplane companies still win. So true of big companies.

S06E01
S05E12
20130213:
Eric said "I'll make you eat your parents." He also said that in another episode. Both are in reference to S05E04.
Haha. Everybody's staring.
"We don't own a DVD player."
Hahaha. They plead for their dad to do a movie. For the money.
Ha. Rich people.
HA. "We're gonna go down to the mall and buy some of the stores."
Haha. "'T' stands for Time to leave."
Ha. The rich people have to sit in the front.
Ha. They recruited Chef.
It's interesting how everything about the episode innocently recasts separation between blacks and whites to separation between rich people and poor people.
Haha. Cartman.
Wait, how did Kenny die?
Hahahahahahahaha. OMG. I didn't see the punchline coming.

S05E13
20130213:
Hahaha. Cartman: "You're breaking my balls here."
"Wait, Kenny's gonna die?"
Hahaha.
"It was the heat of the moment." This has got to be the best song sung by Cartman thus far (Asia's "Heat of the Moment").

S05E14
20130213:
Hahaha. References the Ramsey case and other cases.

S06E02
SEASON 6
S06E01
20130215:
Great play on words.

S06E02
20130216:
I lost my original comments.
I recall thinking the episode was a spoof on Better Off Dead (1985)

S06E03
20130216:
I lost my original comments.
I never thought of The Maury Show in that way.

S06E04
20130216:
I lost my original comments.
Haha. The Mission: Impossible kit includes a real blowtorch.
Parodies the famous drop in Mission: Impossible (1996).
The negotiator gives them guns.
I felt like the episode might have been referencing Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

S06E04
S06E05
20130216:
I lost my original comments.
Oh man, the best scene was when they return to Stan's house only to be flooded by Shelley's blood.

S06E06
20130216:
I lost my original comments.
The competition is a spoof of The Bachelor.
The first appearance of Professor Chaos (Butters).
Ha. The questiosn are immediately answered: "No" "Tweek" "Choksondik"

S06E07
20130216:
I lost my original comments.
I eventually put 2 and 2 together and realized that the SeaCiety was also something that The Simpsons already did. A scene or two later, Butters points this out.

S06E08
20130217:
Disgusting. He crapped out his mouth.
Ha. Stan's dad craps out his mouth, too.
I've definitely seen this episode once before.

S06E09
20130217:
Ha. Directors updating their movies.
Ha. Even in real life they're carrying walkie talkies.
Tweek with the grenade launcher. References the movie in question: Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Also parodies the scene with the opening of the ark.
Finally parodies the warehouse scene.

S06E10
S06E10
20130217:
Haha, that was unexpected: the boys acting like monkeys or something.
Haha Cartman declares Kyle booted.
References 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968).
HAHAHA. "Mom, what's 6 times 8?" "Sweetie, those are two completely different numbers."
References Planet of the Apes (1968)
Stan's a caveman. Haha. Breasts.
Gross. Incision. Stuffs the silicone in vigorously.
Poor Wendy.
Oh, at one point in this episode, Timmy, in his wheelchair, goes down the stairs.

S06E11
20130217:
Haha."Rabble rabble rabble rabble."
Hahaha. Child tracker.
Parents and the media. So true.
Hahaha. "Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid."
Haha. Butter's parents failed to recognize them.

S06E12
20130217:
Hahaha. Robot guard comes by.
Oh wow. Cartman drank all of Kenny.
Mr. Garrison: "A ladder to heaven, that's #$*%ing stupid."
References Mr. Grinch.
Haha. The U.S. intelligence is actually right. According to South Park universe.

S06E11
S06E13
20130217:
"Oh golly, what's happening down there?"
"My movie. My awesome cool movie. My... precious."
"I'm not playing anymore."
Hahaha. Cartman mocks the kids playing Harry Potter.
"No you retards, the video store!"
That's a good parody.

S06E14
20130218:
Mr. Slave.
Teacher's Ass.
Haha. No tolerance of the smoker. Double standards.
Hahahaha. Cartman's so mean. He shitted on the girls and ratted them out.
Indeed distinguish between tolerance and acceptance.

S06E15
20130218:
Haha. As Cartman is dying, Kyle and Stan don't know whether or not to care.
Haha. Rob Schneider is The Stapler.
Ha. Making fun of John Edwards.
"Then you're a stupid douche."
Haha. The last book was "How to 69 with yourself."
Stan uses the technique and people are dumb.
The writers make fun of it by having Stan be very explicit about the technique.
Ha. John Edwards wins biggest douche in the universe.

S06E17
S06E16
20130218:
Hahahaha. Such a surprise. That Butters had a future self living with him for 4 months.
Ha. Haha. Butters is dumb.
"You're gay?" Hahaha. Poor Butters/Professor Chaos.
Haha. "That's a pretty good deal." $95 for a woman to massage your penis.
Hahaha. Cartman is crazy.
Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. Stan's dad cuts off the actor's hand. So funny.
"Get the fuck out of here."
"Whatever, I do what I want." (from S06E03)
Unsurprisingly, it was his real future self. But it's somewhat paradoxical.

S06E17
20130218:
Ha. What a song for Jimmy to sing.
Haha. Santa's Fortress of Solitude (Superman).
References Black Hawk Down (2001)
Yay! Kenny's back! Very casually.

SEASON 7
S07E01
20130218:
Ike: "Suck my balls."
"Don't kick the Goddamn baby."
It's the first episode again.
Haha, then they point it out.
References Dukes of Hazzard.
References Contact (1997)
"Dynamite!"

S07E12
S07E02
20130219:
Haha. The Crips.
That's disgusting. Fetuses.

S07E03
20130219:
Hahahaha. No, last Thursday night was Fajitas night.
Hahaha. Wiffle bat.
I feel like this episode references a bunch of movies, but I don't know which.
Ha. Cartman doesn't understand.
It's funny, because they got in the boat knowing Cartman would try to kill him.
Cartman's a dick. Haha. Strange end to the episode.

S07E04
20130219:
Hahahahaha. Cartman and TiVo.
Cartman saves the day.
They break the fourth wall and announce that it's their 100th episode.

S07E05
20130219:
Haha. Some sort of multiple-personality disorder. Like Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat.
Hahaha. Jennifer Lopez blowing Ben Affleck equivalent to Cartman jacking him.
Haha. "I wonder. Will I dream?"

S07E06
20130220:
Aww. It's cool how they're all playing. I remember pretending back in elementary school. I remember a lot of Power Rangers.
Haha, you see the four without their hats on in the showers. Kyle with his frizzy hair as seen in the one episode.
Ha. Poor Butters.
OMG, they don't even have guns.
This episode might reference Lethal Weapon. It certainly mocks shows like CSI.

S07E15
S07E07
20130220:
Hahaha. They're so stupid. Hahaha. "Alright, Stan, okay?"
Reverses the roles of the Native Americans and the Americans.
Ha. 98% will live.
Ha. Alex Glick.

S07E08
20130222:
Metrosexuals.

S07E09
20130222:
Cartman's stereotypes about Token being able to play bass. Hahaha.
Mocks downloading of illegal music.
Haha. Butters moves away.
Hahaha. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.
Ha. Butters: "#$*% you, Eric."

S07E10
20130222:
I was like "What the #$*%!" when the guy in the lake got hit by the car.
I thought this episode was a parody of Jaws (1975). The above lake scene combined with the scene where Randy, a concerned father, was trying to flag the children from the danger. And the music. But then it thematically becomes a different type of horror. Maybe it only partially parodies Jaws.

S07E11
20130222:
Casa Bonita

S08E01

S07E12
20130222:
Ah. The punchline, they're Mormons.
So the rest of the episode mockingly tells the story of how the religion was founded. On the other hand, we already know from previous episodes that the Mormons are the ones who get sent to heaven.

S07E13
20130222:
"If you don't smoke you can grow up to be just like us!"
Ergo, kids start smoking.
"Smoking is bad, mmkay." "Cancer is bad, mmkay."
Gross. Butter.
Haha. Even Kenny agreed to Cartman's assumption that they are his friends.

S07E14
20130222:
Hahahaha. I can't believe the writers didn't have to bleep the play on words. "Stan says you're a cont, cont, cont, continuous inspiration in his life."
Raisins. Is it suppose to be like a Hooters?
The one girl is giving the new employee some pointers and she says "Make sure you show off your Raisins." I guess it is suppose to be like Hooters.
Goth. Non-conformists conforming with each other.

S07E15
20130222:
Haha. That explains why Ike looks like a Canadian.
Hahahahaha. $62. "Hehehe. Never bargain with a Chinese man."
"Thank you for choosing City Airlines. We know you have a choice in airlines. Looks like you made the wrong one."
Parodies The Wizard of Oz (1939).

S08E10
S08E01
20130223:
Hahaha. Kyle took my powers away! Idiot Cartman.
HAHA. "Let's murder one of these other dogs."
Haha. Haha. Hahaha. Cartman naked on the stage.
"I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction."

S08E02
20130223:
Hahaha. Cartman loses to the other special competitors. He came in dead last.
Haha. As Jimmy talks about steroids, the camera pans to the three baseball players.

S08E03
20130223:
Stan and Kenny think the movie is bad.
Cartman has a line for Mel Gibson Fan Club Line.
Hahaha. "Wait, Cartman?"

S08E04
20130223:
Ha. The line dancing worked.
Hahaha. He mostly got served here and here.
Maybe slightly references Karate Kid.
A little Eminem tune plays.
Ha. The last goth kid points out the conformity of the non-conformists.
I love how the South Park universe keeps growing.
Haha. Butters is a tap dancing champion.

S08E12
S08E05
20130223:
Oh that's funny, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is pronounced the same as Honda's ASIMO.
Aww... only Butters doesn't realize A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is Cartman.
Unless he does. "Get it up there good and deep."
Ha. "Eric is supposed to be grounded from trying to exterminate the Jews two weeks ago."
Ha. Galaxy Studios (instead of Universal Studios).
Ha. "It clearly has bipedal movement, so its a..."
Ha. Adam Sandler movies which rehash existing ideas. Hahaha.
Hahaha. "It thinks its alive."
Hahahaha. The scientist pulls out his organs and ask if they make him human.
It's so satisfying to see Cartman get what's coming to him.

S08E06
20130223:
That's funny that no one recognizes Michael Jackson.
He's even wearing his glove.

S08E07
20130223:
An episode about immigration, but with people from the future instead of people from other countries.
"They took our jobs!"
Ha! The one guy talks about global warming and the ice age.
"They took our jobs!"
Ha. Get back in the pile.

S08E08
20130223:
Voting is important.
Hahahaha. The guy just defecated in the open and his wife is a llama.
Ha. Dr. Cornwallis is a goat.
"Now your vote didn't matter."

S08E13
S08E09
20130224:
"Kenny. Kenny. Knock it off."
"I can take many forms."
Stupid philosophical-sounding questions.
Hahahaha.
Is that a reference to The Shining (1980).
WTF. Everybody went to Jim's Drugs.

S08E10
20130224:
Hahaha. The policeman was struggling with the kindergartener.
One switchblade knife is among the other harmless possessions.
Lol. Two beeps got interpreted as "Yes, yes."

S08E11
20130224:
"We're in fourth grade Jimmy, we don't even know what ethical means."
Haha. Cartman references an old episode: "How about we do an episode about crab people?"
Ha. The pharmacist gives them recommendation on the drugs.
"Oh, it's all thick and gooey."

S08E12
20130224:
HAHA. His father said, "Never get in a car with strangers, unless its a limousine."
Wait a minute! HAHAHAHA. That one took some time to process, but was so funny: "When men shave their balls it's fine, but when a woman does it she's 'strange.'"
Butters worth 200 million to Paris Hilton.
Ha. Butters started poking her vagina through her panties.
Aww. Poor Cartman.
Haha. 250 million, cash, upfront.
Hahahahahahahahahha. Hahahaha. Mr. Slave is so crazy. Jesus Christ.

S08E01
S08E13
20130224:
Hahahahaha. His landing.
"I'm afraid your son is severely stupid."
"It's been... 2... days." You can remove his face warmer now.
They killed off Ms. Crabtree.
Haha. Those cops are idiots.
Ha. He runs some tests on hands. He forgot what he was doing halfway in.
Ha. Maybe Kyle has real psychic powers.

S08E14
20130224:
Introduction starts in rhyme like a Dr. Seuss book.
Haha. Things take a turn for the worse. "Blood orgy!"
Great ending.

Relevant Links:
My Television South Park (Seasons 1-4) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 5-8) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 9-12) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 13-16) post.
South Park (Wikipedia.org)

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