Television South Park (Seasons 1-4)

Watched 20130121-present (Netflix, Instant)
South Park (Seasons 1-4)

Part of the Introduction
Relevant Links:
My Television South Park (Seasons 1-4) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 5-8) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 9-12) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 13-16) post.
South Park (Wikipedia.org)

SEASON 1 (1997-1998)
S01E01
20130121:
"Don't kick the baby."
"I said 'I have a bad itch.'"
"I said 'that rabbits eat lettuce.'"
"Where has that finger been Kyle!?!"

S01E02
20130121:
"Castrate the cows!" "Moooo?"
Hahahahaha. "Cartman, you're so fat, when people go down the street..."
Hehe. "Book Depository. Depository." "Damn, he could be anywhere."
References Scooby Doo: "I would have got away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids."

S01E03
20130121:
"It's coming right for us!"
Stupid Cartman trying to scare hunters.
Oh man, he killed an American Bald Eagle.
Ha. Duck and cover. Haha.

S01E01
S01E04
20130121:
"I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant."
"Stan, you need to lay off the cough syrup. Seriously. I'm worried about you man."

S01E05
20130121:
Aww. The way pig stuck its ass up in the air.
"Now I know how all those white women must have felt."
Ha. "It kind of looks like Mr. Garrison."
References Babe (1995): "That'll do pig."

S01E06
20130121:
Haha. Stan's dad laughs at "Terrance & Phillip."
I like the progression of 20-foot-pole to 40-foot-pole to 60-foot-pole (with respect to assisted suicide)
Hahahaha. "Carry on."
"You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on tv and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place." "Yeah. I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids."

S01E05
S01E07
20130121:
Hahahahaha. Cartman in an Adolf Hitler costume.
Hahahahahahahaha. The principal cuts Cartman a new costume. The result has a high shock value.
Haha. "I don't like Kenny anymore. He just doesn't communicate."
It's interesting, because the show
Ha. Thriller.
"OMG, I killed Kenny! You bastard!"

S01E08
20130121:
The one person who bet on Jesus.
Ha. References S01E03: "It's coming right at us!"
"Sweet."
Ha. Can-grab instead of a cash-grab.
Braveheart reference: "But they can never take our freedom." (also costume, horse, and war paint)
"Does anybody have a can opener?" "Goddamn it."

S01E09
20130121:
Haha "I wish dad was still alive."
"Where's Mr. Hankey?" Haha
Kenny lives!

S01E06
S01E10
20130121:
Hahahahaha. "My mom says if I want to become a lesbian, I have to lick carpet."

S01E11
20130121:
Barbara Streisand.
"I'll roshambo you for it."

S01E12
20130121:
"I said, 'We're not getting on you fat ugly bitch.'"
Hahaha "He's almost as bad as that guy on Full House."
"Wow, we're sorry you're mom's a whore dude."

SEASON 2 (1998-1999)
S02E01
20130121:
April Fools Joke on finding out who Cartman's dad is.
Haha. Terrence & Phillip are channel surfing and stop at South Park.
"Hey Scott. How do you like apples?" "How do you like dem apples?"

S02E03
S02E02
20130121:
Kenny's mysteriously alive.
"Oh my god, they killed Mephesto" "You bastards!
Styx - Come Sail Away
Hahaha. "This is really starting to piss me off."
Spoofs Alive (1993).

S02E03
20130121:
"I can't read!" "I'm illegitimate."
"Oh my God, they killed..." "Oh never mind." x2
Ha "M. M. What's that say?" "I."
"I am a cop and you will respect my authoritah."
Hehehe. Prostitution sting. "Maybe this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"

S02E04
20130122:
Referenced in Eminem - The Kids: "Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?"
Hahaha "There's a time and a place for everything. It's called college."
Hahaha "If you rub his helmets, it spits in your eye."

S02E04
S02E05
20130122:
Hahahahaha. South Park get to go to China.
"What do you call an American with a PhD in physics and math?" "Stupid American!"
Hahaha "I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln" "Dude that is not cool. You're gonna get us fired." - analogue of the American sportscasters
"Oh my, what an ungrateful bitch."

S02E06
20130122:
Ha! Kenny shows his ass at the end of the video.
Hahahaha "Don't feel too bad, Montel. We all want to touch children sometimes; it's only natural."

S02E07
20130122:
Ha. Cartman is still eating cake as the bus tumbles.
References Star Trek: boy with red Star Trek uniform leaves the bus.
"See now that's what I call a sticky situation." x6
"OMG, he's killing Kenny."
Ha. Kyle points out that Kenny couldn't have died in Cartman's story because he just died. But clearly that pokes fun at the fact Kenny dies every episode.
Ha. "Wait. This doesn't make any sense."
Ha. Stan.

S02E07
S02E08
20130122:
It's the summer, the snow is gone, and they're still wearing they're winter clothes.
Aww. How cute. "Oh, my gosh -- killed Kenny!" "You bastards!"
Man in the boat.
Hahaha. "Everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way."
Doggy style.
References Titanic (1997): the kids resume playing their instruments, despite the impending doom.
"How's that gonna help?"
"Are you gay?"
Hahaha. Brett Favre and Mr. Hat.

S02E09
20130122:
"I want to FUDGE 'EM."
"I love your salty chocolate balls Chef."
Hahaha. Complete with song.
Ha. The Goonies. "Just pretend you're the fat kid."
"A bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding."
Hahaha. Hahahaha. Fred Savage.
Haha. Haha. Ha. Hahaha. "Where this library used to stand."
References Phantom of the Opera.
"OMG I found a penny." "You bastard."
Hahaha. References Star Wars: "Kyle. Before I go. There's s-something I must tell you. Come... closer. Closer. There is another... Skywalker."
References Fantasia (1940) - The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

S02E10
20130122:
Hahaha. "I know why they did it too. Cause they're a bunch of assholes."
Disgusting. "Ooo I have them somewhere else poopykins." "Hooray."

S02E08
S02E11
20130122:
Hahaha. "Rogert Ebert." Two stars -> "The crusades." Haha.
Hahahahaha. Daisy Fuentes.
"Oh my God, we've killed Kenny!" "We're bastards!"

S02E12
20130122:
"I like playing with myself."
"We should use nails dude." "My mom won't let me."
Haha. Kyle walks by and says "You bastards!"

S02E13
20130122:
Ha. The people are doing harm to themselves.
The Line Ride. Ha.
The balls are bigger than Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth.

S02E14
20130122:
Chewbacca defense.
Haha. "How many time has Chef gotten us out of trouble?" "Four."
"Oh my god, Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off."
References The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.
Hahahahahaha. Hahahaha. "Look at the silly monkey." -> One of the jury member's has his mind blown to pieces.

S02E14
S02E15
20130122:
This episode didn't keep my attention.
20130123:
I picked up from where I last left off.
Huh, they didn't say "OMG They killed Kenny!" + "You bastards!"
"Why'd you take his pants off."
"No, leave me with my dignity. Move along. Nothing to see here."

S02E16
20130123:
Ha. Family of Cartmans.
Ha. They have all they characteristics of Cartman.
"Remember, if it isn't <>, it's cancer."
"Oh my God, they killed the little orange-coated kid."

S02E17
20130123:
Haha. "Or else you hate children."

S02E18
20130123:
"Oh my God, they revived Gorack." "You bastards!"
Haha. Ace of Base.
Hahaha. Seriously. That's what watching ourselves would be like.
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny." Kyle doesn't say "You bastards," because him and Stan aren't on talking terms.
Hahaha. 3 days.
"We looked all afternoon!"
Haha. The thirteen year old would be older than the length of time he's been gone.
Ha. Des Moines, Iowa is three years behind on everything.

S03E14
SEASON 3
S03E01
20130124:
Getting Gay with Kids.
Haha. Craig flicks him off.
Haha. Kenny is happy about having to sign up.
Hahaha. "Respect my authoritah."
Hahahahahahhahahahaha. Hahahahaha. Snake.
Hahahahaha. Tony Danza.
Hahaha. "How many Pollacks does it take to eat a burrito." "Two."
Haha. Bulldozers.
"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" "You bastards!" "What?! Who?! Who killed him?!" "They did." "Who's 'they'?" "You know, 'they.'" "They're -- they're bastards." "Well, don't just stand there! Help him!" "What?" "Help... him?" "Ugh!" "Come on, Benny! Breathe!" "Breathe, you son of a bitch!"
She stops momentarily to pick her nose.
"All you activists can go [bleep] yourselves."

S03E02
20130124:
Erection.
Spontaneous combustion.
"Or else what?" "Exactly."
"Dude he looks so peaceful without his orange coat on."
Hahaha. Chef.
Randy's being crucified.
"Skin cancer over our hot body. Look."
Quotes Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982).
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"

S03E03
20130124:
"I bet his mom wishes she could do that."
"Three-fifty."
Cartman is so good with songs. Haha.

S04E03
S03E04
20130124:
Jar Jar Binks.
Oh man, Officer Barbrady is so dumb.
France

S03E05
20130125:
Ha. The perfect number of credit cards is 2.
Haha. "...sucking at your teats."
Hahahahahaha. "Jesus Christ, what was I thinking." Turns around. "That would have hurt like Hell."
It's funny, because they're just kids, and it's a cartoon.

S03E06
20130126:
The alphabet chart has the capital letter written in their regular order and the lower case going in reverse order. Az By Cx etc...
Sexual Harassment Panda
Haha, Principal Victoria admitted to killing someone. No one cares.
Haha. Half stuff and money from the school. It's a money sink!

S03E07
20130126:
References Star Wars: You're my only hope.

S03E08
20130126:
The previous episode followed Cartman.
This episode follows Stan.
This is the first episode with Butters.

S04E01
S03E09
20130126:
This episode follows Kyle and Kenny.

S03E10
20130126:
Spoofs Scooby Doo.

S03E11
20130126:
Pokemon.
"Hey get off of him, he's not dead yet!"
"Eww... gross." "Hahahaha"
Hahaha. The monkey.
Hitting each other. "No, we're friends."
Hahaha. She throws money into his guitar case.
Huh, he exactly came to tell them how to raise their kids.
Hahahaha. They tape his dad to a bench.
Aww. How cute. "You bet your sweet ass I will."

S03E12
20130126:
References Star War's Jabba the Hutt (Sally Struthers)
Hehe. Kenny has been frozen.
"Yes, that's nice. You an all leave now."

S03E13
20130127:
"Hello, Baltimore!"
Hahaha. There was one guy balancing on his sword.
They're all so happy.

S04E04
S03E14
20130127:
Hahahaha. Kyle's dad comes in and his contribution is "Courtney Cox, I love you. You're so hot, on that show."
Hahaha. "Can't you hear... the angel's something." Back-up singers correct him, "Voices..."
The songs in this episode are pretty good.

S03E15
20130127:
Puberty. LOL. Cartman got his period.
Haha, "Why don't I call you next week?"
Hahahahaha. Stan uses the question of the year 2000.

S03E16
20130127:
Fingering.
20130129:
Queef
Mung
Ha. It's too funny that Mr. Garrison is upset that his dad didn't molest him. Equally hilarious that his mom is shocked by the news.
Hahahaha. With glee, he says "Stop! Stop! How could you?" Oh my God.
Kenny G! Ha.
Mr. Mackey defines queef for us by the end of the episode.
References Peter Pan (1953): "Second star to the right, and straight on till morning."

S04E05
SEASON 4
S04E01
20130129:
We see Cartman's hair. He puts on his beanie.
"This is so tits!"
SEGA Dreamcast.
Timmy!
Ha. Kenny gets ripped out of his clothes.
Hahaha. 112 baby teeth.
Haha. "I don't even know what's real anymore!"
Haha. Dan Rather.
"That is big fat Oprah tits right there!"
"Where pray is this 'Montreal'?"
Ha. Reading Descartes, "This book says I don't exist unless I think I do. But what if I don't?"

S04E02
20130201:
Phil Collins Hill.
Hahahaha. "I'm making an example of you... To send a message out to people everywhere... That if you want to hurt another human being... You better make sure they're the same color as you are." So true.
Haha. "Oh my God, we killed Kenny." "We killed Kenny?" "We killed Kenny. We're bastards."
Hahahahahahahaha. I was cracking up when Kyle was talking in Pig-Latin for secrecy, only to keep talking in Pig-Latin.
Hahahahahaha. That is funny. He has to hide them up his ass. Haha.
Hahaha. "Wow, I really wish I hadn't sat here and watched that."
Haha, WTF, how did that board game...
Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. That sled race is hilarious.
Oh my God. Disneyland.

S04E03
20130202:
OMG. Cartman didn't know the answer to the two easy questions.
Timmy.
Ha. Diagnosis for ADD.
Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld.
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny." "Bastards."
Hahaha. "You can either calm down or I can pop you in the mouth."
Phil Collins.
Ridalout.
Spoofs "Sussudio"
He said more than just "Timmy"! "Timmy and Lords of the Underworld."

S04E08
S04E04
20130203:
Hahaha. I like how the name is unpronounceable.
"That Grandma's not a bad piece of ass."
"Singing like Bocelli for Dummies."
Hahahahahaha. Oh my goodness. "Everyone who has a Grandma step forward."
Log rides. Burgers. Sheep-sheering contests. Shopping malls.
Fur is Murder. Free Kevorkian. Sleeping Bags Kill.

S04E05
20130203:
Haha. Oh man... "Men Who Like Young Boys."
Mr. Garrison.
While Mr. Garrison has been stated as gay in other episodes, in this one he says it himself.
"Wow. They got activists for everything these days."
Dr. Mephisto is part of NAMBLA.
He fixed my shattered left testicle.
Hehe. In this one Kenny gets killed in his dream.
Great punchline! With respect to Dr. Mephisto.
"Dude, you have sex with children."
52nd baby Kenny! Impossible! And yet, I guess they're saying that Kenny has died 52 times.

S04E06
20130203:
Hahaha. Milk come out his nose when something is funny without even drinking milk.
Adam Sandler.
Hahaha. Cherokee Hair Tampons. Not as disgusting as Mr. Hankey advertisement.
"TIMMY!" "Shh." Timmy whispers, "Timmy."
Kidney Blocker 2000.
6083 uses of the word penis in his book. "Gay."
"You never care when I die." "Now that does it, I've had enough of this bull-shit! Screw you guys, I'm going home!" Dies.
The woman screams at the tampon in her vagina.

S04E01
S04E07
20130203:
Oh my. "You tell me why it should be changed." Uh... yeah.
Haha. "Whoa, calm down ho."
Chef burns a monk on fire.
When Kenny dies, Stan/Kyle says, "That was a good one."
The ending to this episode is a great one. The kids didn't even distinguish between black and white.
That's certainly true of how progress is often made culturally.

S04E08
20130203:
Cartman has a goatee. Like the one guy in Backstreet Boys.
References Peanuts: a character playing piano like Linus.
Awww... Ike singing various songs.

S04E09
20130208:
"It's a bomb!"
Ike: "Oh no."
I love how this episode approaches the concepts of hell and religion.
To be continued...

S04E10
20130208:
Hahahaha. "Mormons was the correct answer."
"Where was I gonna go, Detroit?"
Hahaha. God is a Buddhist.

S04E16
S04E11
20130208:
Ha. Butters asks if they should show their behinds or their wieners.
Kenny says, "Her titties are fucking huge."
Choksondik.
Timmy on his wheelchair spoofs Speed.
Instead of the usual, "Oh my God, they killed Kenny," he asks, "Who didn't see that coming?"
I am you, I am your gay side. References Star Wars. Music also similar.

S04E12
20130208:
Ike: "I poop my pants."
Ike: "Cookie Monster."
Haha, it really had spikes.
Haha. "Oh for Christ sake you're acting like a bunch of kids."
Spoofs Terminator.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
I think the voice is suppose to be a reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968). "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Kyle." The original quote is "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
Oh I remember the ridiculousness of the Terminator plot. Due to the paradoxical nature.

S04E13
20130209:
Haha. I didn't take many notes, but this was a pretty good episode.
The principal is hilarious.
Butters, "Oh did you see that, they had a horse too."

S04E17
S04E14
20130210:
Great Expectations.
Haha. Check for scabs.
Dafuq. Did I just see them slapping each other during the dance?
Crazy mother.
"Not so fast you ugly ancient bitch."
She spit acid. Is that a reference to Alien (1979)?
"Until next time, I'm a British person, goodnight."

S04E15
20130210:
Haha. Manatee.
Cartman is told the truth: he's fat.
Manatee mix-up. Oh man.
Hahahahaha. Could somebody put this retard out of his misery.
Hahaha. I'm not falling for that one again.
Haha. Ice cream truck fools them.
Ha, they kind of killed Kenny.
Ha. And a second kid comes out.

S04E16
20130210:
References Risky Business (1983)
WTF. Butters and Craig are running the autoshop.
Haha. OMG. The voice in the bottle.
It's a boy. They killed him. They're bastards.
10 days. I guess its kind of like Lord of the Flies.

S04E17
20130210:
Stan's hair is sticking out.
The little nuggets. Ha.
"Hey!" A peanut in his head. Gross.
Ha. How come everyone in cartoons have a big head? Makes fun of self.
Spoofs The Circle of Life from The Lion King (1994).
Their production reflects how the cartoon itself produced.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
Outsourced to Korea.
"It's okay, we'll just have his character die in the film."
Dreidel song from last season.

Relevant Links:
My Television South Park (Seasons 1-4) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 5-8) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 9-12) post.
My Television South Park (Seasons 13-16) post.
South Park (Wikipedia.org)

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